I have a bone to pick with everyone, a chip on my shoulder about every issue and a serious problem with cliches.
I have a hot line into the Dipperville PD log so I know everything that goes on in town and a lot that "doesn't go on," if you know what I mean. In addition, I know everyone's prescriptions, I know who the hypocondriacs are, I know who's taking what and I have a drawer full of unclaimed developed photographs that the photographers and posers wish didn't exist and I'm willing to talk about it over a cocktail at the Dog Eat Dog, your treat.
People say I talk a lot. Squealy Wheeler says I even talk in my sleep. He should talk. Hi, this is Ranting Alice and I'm only kidding, Dahling!
Played by Heidi Ziman.