Dipperville's education system was in crisis. An East coast educator and part-time philodopher (sic), one Prescott Fitzherbert Brumley-Crouch, was hired to fix it. His first threat was to endanger the very foundation of Mid-Western education... baseball. He proposed terminating the high school baseball season and streaming the money saved into administrator salaries. His proposal was unsuccessful. Had it succeeded, it would hardly have made a difference because the Dipperville Ducks were 0-14 when they stopped keeping score. Prescott Fitzherbert Brumley-Crouch (Fitz or Fits for short) was blamed for the 0-14 record even though he was living in Cambridge, MA when the damage was done. There is a plan to call the new high school outdoor basketball court the Prescott Fitzherbert Brumley-Crouch Hoop Arena - the PFBCHA for short while Dipperville's education system remains in crisis.
Played by Michael Milligan