I've been told that I'm the longest serving counselor in the whole United States. I have been sitting in the Dipperville City Council for over 72 years. I was once a Senator and the citizenry often refer to me as Senator but they never do me the honor of addressing me directly as Senator. On the rare occasions that a new person in town addresses me as Senator, I like to recount all of my achievements while in that office. That can take hours but they like it. At least they put on glazed smiles which is nice.
I have a well appointed office at the back of the council chamber, replete with four-poster and deep maroon velvet chaise lounge and restored spittoon from 1870s Deadwood, SD for soaking my glass eye in Ranting Alice Evans's concoction of rubbing alcohol and vinegar for cleaning glass medical instruments. A steal at $49.99 for an 8 oz. bottle which the City pays as my glass eye is a protected occupational desk ornament.
My telephone number is unlisted but my office hours at City Hall are 2pm to 2:10pm Sunday (after I brunch at the Dog Eat Dog Saloon). I recommend you bring at least three solutions for each complaint and I will help you to pick the solution least offensive to my fountain of experience and after-brunch mental haze.