I have been in radio for as long as I can remember and that is at least two weeks. Of European extraction, I am almost fully Minnesotanized. All that's left are the lutefisk and luke warm Luthern coffee. I can be seen walking the night streets of Dipperville looking for news stories and citizen views for my show News & Views that I co-host with Milli Cent every morning on KOEH. News and views on the streets of Dipperville are few and far between. Listeners to KOEH are even fewer. I spend the night inventing news and regurgitating views. Do not talk to me if you have an opinion. It will be the wrong one. Like someone said my portrait on the left looks like a constipated, octogenarian rabbit. This is the kind of thing a radio host has to put up with. Anyway, who cares? It's radio.
Played by David O'Sullivan.