Chief Monday conducts "Pistol, Rifle, Shotgun, and Semi-Automatic Training for Beginners" every Tuesday in the back room of the Dog Eat Dog saloon. Class is cancelled in the event of rain - the ceiling is only partially repaired.
The special classes for the hard of hearing will continue via megaphone after the beginner's class.
Call Chief Monday at the Dipperville PD office for details and to sign up. Cost is free but participants must sign a waiver releasing the Dipperville PD and the Mayor from any culpability in case of injury or death before, during, and especially after each class.
Obediah "Mechanical" McQuittie holds flamethrower classes when a class of eight or more can form and it has to be an even number - trainees work in pairs, one holding the flamethrower, the other holding the target bale of straw. Then they switch around if it's still an even number.