KOEH 108.3 FM
Dipperville lies in the hill country of SE Minnesota
deep in the heart of frack sand country
and 10 miles from Hoopdeville.
The town lies in a hollow on the banks of Dipper Creek
and all external FM radio and TV signals pass overhead
unheard and unseen.
Twenty years ago, 
the Dipperkripp family
came to the rescue
with a license to launch the town's first
and, to-date, only radio station,
KOEH 108.3FM.
The rest is history.
or is it?
"The rest is history" is what media people and
philosophers say but, we, the townsfolk of Dipperville say 
history is for idle talk at the Dairy Queen.
We like to think that the proper phrase is...
the rest is imagination.
Uff da!


 Our plans to generate cash to keep the station open have come to nothing. The receivers were here this morning and this is our final show unless a secret benefactor steps forward. Our last show was edited overnight. Here it is as we go over now to the New Stadium and Obediah McQuittie who is in a baby carriage with his internal nasal mic, being pushed along by Maybelle.

Welcome to KOEH's first live broadcast from the New Stadium on the opening, inaugural, and first game of concussionball where the objective is not to score touchdowns but to score head bangs. I, Obediah McQuittie, will bring you the blow by blow.. heh, heh... as soon as the game starts... What...? IT IS! Well, listeners, I'm told we are now in half time. The stadium is full to capacity with fans supporting the Dipperville Dandelions in frack sand beige and the Hoopdeville Slashers in grey with red and green streaks-- What...? Okay. The Hoopdeville outfit is all white - the green streaks are grass stains, the red is blood. The blow up spectators are in place and are all inflated and ready to just burst with excitement.

The second rocket with the untested engine is moments from takeoff from the launch pad the other side of the Freeway MiniMall. Aboard are all the citizens of Dipperville except the Dipperville Dandelion players, and Maybelle and McQuittie who, as you know, are bringing you the inaugural game at the new Stadium. Also not aboard is yours truly, Harvey Smottle, who never goes out.

There she goes, up into the sky, leaving behind a white trail as she reaches into the beyond. 

 Opening and Closing features Michael Fischbein, Mark Greenberg, Kirk Mattson,  David O'Sullivan, and Becky Warren.

Theme music by P.M. O’Sullivan. Written and directed by David O’Sullivan.


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