Two unidentified men held up the Jesse James Bank in downtown Dipperville. Hear our exclusive report. While the robbery was in progress, the Big Gun and Ammo Show was being held about three blocks from the bank. A group of gun show attendees and participants, among them some strong NRA supporters, took it upon themselves to arm up with pistols, rifles, shotguns, bazookas, flamethrowers, rocket-propelled grenade launchers and every thing else they could lift and proceed to the bank to demonstrate the power of the 2nd Amendment to the unfortunate bank robbers (some would say to show how not to behave while armed in a public place).
Sergeant Monday and his class of shooting trainees were reported at the Gas & Benzine station waiting under cover for directions. Harvey Smottle, KOEH news host was last seen entering the Jesse James Bank intent on interviewing the robbers or defending his cash deposit. We will clarify this as soon as we establish contact with Harvey.
Air date: January 29th, 2013
Big Gun And Ammo Show
The Big Gun and Ammo Show is scheduled to arrive in town this coming Tuesday. KOEH will broadcast a live report from the show. On view and on sale will be a variety of weapons for killing whatever you fancy. Included in the show will be pistols, rifles, shotguns, bazookas, flamethrowers, rocket-propelled grenade launchers (shoulder, ground, desktop, and laptop versions) and many other weapons of single and mass destruction you never knew existed. Also available will be semi-automatic and automatic versions of many of the above. Heat seaking miniture missiles will make a debut at this year's show as well as motion detection, anti-personnel cluster bombs.
Sergeant Monday will hold classes on the use of various firearms. Novices welcome. Mayor Dipperkripp will give yet another talk on his famous ancestor's role in the militalization of society in Dipper County.
Show organizers Big Bang Inc, are hoping that the citizens of Dipperville will come out in force and take advantage of reduced prices at this once per year extravaganza that brings you your weapons of choice under the watchful eye of the Law backed by the 2nd Amendament and all codicils and supplements thereto attached. God Bless America.
Gun Show Down 1-The Show (5:40) features: Ellis Adams, Nicola Adams, Elena Erofeeva, Michael Fischbein, David O’Sullivan, and Becky Warren. Music by P.M. O’Sullivan, Recording Engineer: Elena Erofeeva. Written and directed by David O’Sullivan.